Dilbert is one of my favorite comic strips, and I subscribe to Scott Adams’ newsletter that he publishes on occasion (yes, I know, I’m a nerd). One of the highlights of the newsletter is the section titled “True Tales of Induhviduals.” This section is a compilation of stories submitted by readers, which recount tales of folks who mostly likely rode the short bus to school back in the day… This is my favorite from today’s newsletter. When I read it, I laughed so hard I almost cried. Enjoy!
My wife and her friend were talking about eating, my wife joked that her friend has several stomachs, like a cow. She responded with “Yes, my udders.”
To which my wife said, “Udders are separate from stomachs.”
“Well it’s all attached”, says she.
My wife says, “Umm, no, like humans, cows eat, it goes through their stomach, they digest, and it comes out the other end.”
At which she confidently replied “Right. And milk is a cow’s pee.”
My wife cried.