Almost Never Boring…

and often easily amused

Fortune favors the bold… in bed 23 April 2007

Filed under: Funny Stuff,Randomness — laughinglaura @ 22:45

So…  tonight I went out to dinner with several ladies from church.  We ate at P.F. Chang’s, a Chinese bistro.  One of my favorite parts about going to Chinese restaurants is the fortune cookies.  Most fortunes in fortune cookies are lame, so it’s been a longstanding tradition amongst my friends and I (and, yes, I am quite aware that we’re not the only ones to do this) to make the fortunes more interesting by adding the words “in bed” to the end of the fortune.  Below is a sampling of the evening’s fortunes for your enjoyment.  😀

  • Your income will increase…  in bed.
  • This is a prosperous time in life for you…  in bed.
  • Treat yourself to something of quality…  in bed.
  • Socially, you will be involved with an enjoyable event… in bed.
  • Your golden opportunity is coming very soon…  in bed.
  • You will be singled out for promotion… in bed.

and my favorite…

  • You will be recognized and honored as a community leader…  in bed.
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