Almost Never Boring…

and often easily amused

Random search terms, volume 5.0 14 June 2007

Filed under: Funny Stuff,Random Search Terms,Randomness — laughinglaura @ 0:34
  • oval sapphire set sideways ring – unfortunately, I don’t have one…
  • gary larson far side on doctors – far side doctors are rather frightening…
  • jenny’s fault – the fact that I’ve received multiple visits from this particular search term just confirms that it’s always Jenny’s fault…
  • “favors the bold” – I thought this was odd b/c they left off the “fortune”…
  • Laura boring – wait a minute!  Who revealed my secret?
  • what is .002 cents – it’s certainly not the same as .002 dollars…  Well, unless you’re a Verizon employee…
  • “married on 11-11-11” and also “11/11/11 wedding” – I guess it’s never too early to begin planning…
  • list of funny fortunes for cookies – well, now we know the writers for fortune cookies are also plagarists…
  • minimum deep for boring test – I’m still quite confused about what they were actually trying to find…
  • ten test tube marathon – I wonder how it works, conducting a science esperiment while running 26.2 miles…
  • 12:11:10 09/08/07 – this isn’t nearly as fun as some of the others, but since it was from Brazil, I included it anyway…
  • life is never boring in this house – especially when you grow up on a farm with lots of cousins around to play with…
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Another funny cow story… 11 June 2007

Filed under: Cows,Funny Stuff,Randomness — laughinglaura @ 22:43

Having grown up on a cattle farm, where my dad runs about 150 head, I often find cow stories to be quite amusing.  I received the following in my daily funny from crosswalk.com.  Enjoy!  😀

*Cow Horns*
“Mister, why doesn’t this cow have any horns?” asked the young lady from a nearby city on field trip to the country.

The farmer cocked his head for a moment, then began in a patient tone, “Well, ma’am, cattle can do a powerful lot of damage with horns. Sometimes we keep’em trimmed down with a hacksaw. Other times we can fix up the young ‘uns by puttin’ a couple drops of acid where their horns would grow in, and that stops ’em cold. Still, there are some breeds of cattle that never grow horns. But the reason this cow don’t have no horns, ma’am, is ’cause it’s a horse.”