Almost Never Boring…

and often easily amused

Friday Funny… 27 July 2007

Filed under: Funny Stuff,Randomness — laughinglaura @ 13:09

This was in an email that a friend sent me recently…  I thought it was quite humorous and thought I’d share it with the rest of y’all.  I have to say, the gal who placed this ad (presuming that it’s legit) is likely quite a character, and most definitely has an incredible sense of humor…

For Sale Classified Ad

 

Friday Fun… 19 July 2007

Filed under: Funny Stuff,Randomness — laughinglaura @ 22:38

I am worth $1,958,718 on HumanForSale.com
How much are you worth?

 

Crazy… 8 July 2007

Filed under: Funny Stuff,People Watching — laughinglaura @ 17:02

So, I’m sitting here at the Dallas airport and I’m sitting accross from this person and I just can’t believe my eyes…  I wish I could sneak a picture with my cell phone, but I don’t want to be too rude…  Maybe when I’m someplace where I can be more discreet, I will, because seeing is believing…

 The person I’m sitting across from is one of those people who when you first see them, you just have to wonder for a few moments, “am I looking at a guy or a girl” (though I’m 99% certain it’s a guy, and I’m definitely certain he’s gay).  He looks like a man, in the face and arms, but he is quite heavy (think tomato on stilts), so there’s no real way to tell from the physical build.  He’s wearing shorts and a t-shirt both are black and covered with red dice, though the patterns don’t match.  His shoes are sandals, his legs are shaved and his toenails are painted bright red, and he has several rings, both on his hands and toes…  He also has long (likely fake) red fingernails, some of which have decorative decals on them.  He has multiple piercings – ear, nose, chin, face, eyebrow.  And last, but not least, he has a long goatee and moustache.  I have to be honest, when I first glanced at him, I thought that I was in the presence of a bonafide bearded lady, but I’ve come to the conclusion that he’s just a “character.”

 

LOOOOOONG couple weeks… 2 July 2007

Filed under: News,Travel — laughinglaura @ 21:50

It’s been a long couple weeks, and the craziness is not over, yet.  The weekend before last, I went out to Rocky Ford b/c my cousins were having a garage sale and BBQ.  Sunday through Wednesday of last week was VBS at church (I taught the 2nd & 3rd grade class).  My mom and two of my sisters were here Monday-Thursday, so I worked half days Tues and Wed, and tok off Thurs so we could do some extra sightseeing.  Friday we drove out to KS for our family reunion, and then Saturday Megan and I drove back here to CO, while mom and the Squirt drove back home to MO.  Yesterday I pretty much crashed from exhaustion.  Today and tomorrow are catchup days at work, and Wednesday morning I’m leavin’ on a jet plane at 6am.  I’m spending a couple days in DFW with my cousin and her family, and Friday morning I’ll drive out to Orange for a friend’s wedding on Saturday.  Sometime either Friday pm or Saturday am, I’m going to head over to Louisiana (it’s only ten miles from where the wedding is) and do some shopping or something so I can cross that state off my list.  Saturday night I’m supposed to meet up with some friends back in DFW for a late night IHOP visit, and then I’ll go to church with them Sunday morning and fly back here Sunday night.  I think this is the busiest I’ve been in a LONG time.  Hopefully I won’t end up being too exhausted… 

 Anyway, I thought some of you might like to know what I’ve been up to since I’ve not been around much lately.