Almost Never Boring…

and often easily amused

Random Search Terms, Volume 8.0 9 June 2008

Filed under: Funny Stuff,Random Search Terms,Randomness — laughinglaura @ 22:10

Well, it’s been a while since I posted one of these, so here are a few to tide you over while I work on coming up with snarky commentary for the rest of the search terms I’ve been collecting…

  • random funny stuff – you came to the right place!
  • copper colored vests – whatever you do, don’t pair this with a lime-green tie!
  • recent cow stories – unfortunately, most of my cow stories aren’t all that recent seeing as I no longer live on a farm…
  • straw popping – if you plan on trying this, I suggest you avoid McDonald’s
  • fun stuff to do on a boring Saturday night – you can read my blog, that should entertain you for at least a few minutes…
  • painted red toenails ,next we shaved his – I’m not sure I want to know what was shaved…
  • fun dates in ma – I’ve never been to Massachusetts, but if I ever go on a date there, I’ll be sure to blog about it…
  • one dollarbill back – can you not get one out of your wallet to look?
 

Random Search Terms, Volume 7.0 11 February 2008

Filed under: Funny Stuff,Random Search Terms — laughinglaura @ 23:40

It’s been a while since I posted any of these… I’ve been tracking the search terms, but I haven’t really been in the mood to provide commentary. Lucky for you, tonight I was in a more catty mood than usual, so here you go – enjoy!

  • Cartoon of a monkey on a rope – I don’t have any cartoons, but I do have a funny story about math problem…
  • math world problem with a monkey on a rope – ah, so you can’t solve it, either
  • pink Cardinals purse – why would someone want a pink Cardinals purse when they could be a *true* fan and get a red one…
  • farside cartoons following directions – I didn’t know cartoons could follow directions…  Well, except for those of the cartoonist.
  • wash boring pictures – does washing them make them less boring?
  • SLIPKNOT MADE DOLLARS 2006 – I thought the federal reserve made dollars…
  • list of random search terms – you’ve most certainly come to the right place!
  • random search terms testing – will there be official grades issued regarding the randomness of the search terms once testing is completed?
  • HCL burns – it does?  I had no idea!
  • “the balloons in my car” – what am I supposed to know about the balloons in your car?
  • Laura’s cow is boring – You obviously either have me confused with a different Laura, or you haven’t met my cow…
 

random search terms, volume 6.0 6 August 2007

Filed under: Funny Stuff,Random Search Terms,Randomness — laughinglaura @ 21:25
  • funny cow stories – most of the searches like this come from Australia and New Zealand – odd, eh?
  • another word for never boring – you’d probably be better off trying a thesaurus
  • gals rocking on balloons – yeah, not sure about this one…
  • “funny math problems” – in Calc I, we had a problem that involved a monkey climbing a rope that my professor never could figure out how to solve the way that it was supposed to be done…  that was kinda funny…
  • my udders – I’m not sure what they were actually looking for, but they most certainly didn’t find it here…
  • Boring friendships – usually these don’t last very long, so why bother…
  • funny story about a farmer and cattle – yeah, I’ve got a few of those…
  • fun thing to do with friends in a boring – in a boring what??
  • this is the funniest story I’ve read in – you’ve read in??
  • the boring- funny test – I’m rather curious how a test can be boring and funny at the same time b/c funny things are almost never boring…
  • skippy is not allowed to do lab assistant – why not?
  • chinese fortunes in bed  – usually these are found in a restaurant, not in bed…
  • unnerving search term – I’ve had quite a few of them…
  • wash boring test – does washing the test make it less boring?
  • Laura Boring – drat…  I thought I wasn’t…
  • funny story night at the mall – is this like children’s story hour at the library?
  • funny cow pictures too much time on hand – yeah, anyone looking for funny cow pictures definitely has too much time on their hands…
  • “but aren’t you married?” – no, and that’s a good thing…

On a side note…  For the past couple weeks now, I’ve been receiving visits from a myriad of places from searches related to Gary Larson’s cartoon – The Far Side.  It’s kinda fun to see all the different places the folks come from and the types of Far Side cartoons they’re looking for…

 

Random search terms, volume 5.0 14 June 2007

Filed under: Funny Stuff,Random Search Terms,Randomness — laughinglaura @ 0:34
  • oval sapphire set sideways ring – unfortunately, I don’t have one…
  • gary larson far side on doctors – far side doctors are rather frightening…
  • jenny’s fault – the fact that I’ve received multiple visits from this particular search term just confirms that it’s always Jenny’s fault…
  • “favors the bold” – I thought this was odd b/c they left off the “fortune”…
  • Laura boring – wait a minute!  Who revealed my secret?
  • what is .002 cents – it’s certainly not the same as .002 dollars…  Well, unless you’re a Verizon employee…
  • “married on 11-11-11” and also “11/11/11 wedding” – I guess it’s never too early to begin planning…
  • list of funny fortunes for cookies – well, now we know the writers for fortune cookies are also plagarists…
  • minimum deep for boring test – I’m still quite confused about what they were actually trying to find…
  • ten test tube marathon – I wonder how it works, conducting a science esperiment while running 26.2 miles…
  • 12:11:10 09/08/07 – this isn’t nearly as fun as some of the others, but since it was from Brazil, I included it anyway…
  • life is never boring in this house – especially when you grow up on a farm with lots of cousins around to play with…
 

Random Search Terms, volume 4.0 18 April 2007

Filed under: Random Search Terms — laughinglaura @ 21:34

I’ve been crazy busy and haven’t really had time to actually write a post…  I figured I needed to post something, though, so here is the latest set of random search terms.  

One odd thing to note…  I’ve not received a single search for how to address two married doctors since I posted my last edition of random search terms…  I guess folks have finally realized that I’m not an etiquette expert…

  • gary larsen chem lab
  • laughinglaura.wordpress.com – um, if you knew the address, why did you search?
  • funny math problems answers verizon check
  • http://almostboring.com
  • “ten test tube” answers
  • “learn to speak more slowly”
  • boring 20 dollars experiment
  • “the far side” scientists acid
  • far side science test
  • never boring
  • funny chemistry experiment
 

Random Search Terms, Volume 3.0 9 March 2007

Filed under: Random Search Terms — laughinglaura @ 22:25

It’s been a while since I posted these, so here you go.  😀

  • plush fredbird – good thing it wasn’t “lush” fredbird…
  • play in a skirt – gotta wonder what they’re wanting to play
  • find how to learn to speak slowly – dude, I’m definitely not the person to ask
  • The Unanswered Prayers – maybe Dave Barry is doing some research on a name for a new rock band?
  • wash boring identify – I’m at a loss as to what the heck these folks were trying to find
  • Zac devised a shortcut – I hope these folks figured out that Zac’s shortcut wasn’t all it was cracked up to be

AND my favorite…

  • ten test tube experiement answers – from a student at the University of Louisville, KY, which came just a few minutes after I had blogged about the ten test tube experiment I did when I was in college.

I continue to receive multiple visits from folks wanting to know how to properly address two married doctors.  Because this seems to be quite the popular topic, I feel the need to once again provide a link for those inquiring minds who want to know.   http://www.emilypost.com/etiquette/everyday/forms_of_address.htm

 

Random Search Terms, Volume 2.1 21 December 2006

Filed under: Random Search Terms — laughinglaura @ 1:02

As you may recall, from  Volume 2, someone or other found my blog using the search term

  • How to properly address two married doctors

Well, I checked my blog stats today (I’m totally addicted) and lo and behold, someone else found me using the search term

  • how to address two doctors who are married

I hope my anonymous visitor from California found the link I provided to be helpful.